Why is it that todays families think the best way to bring up a kid is to drive them home at 4pm from school, stick them on a pushbike and then lock the door - leaving them to cycle up and down the street - and more importantly leaving them to sit in the tunnel which runs UNDER my front room, and shout about while I’m trying to work?
What happened to actual parenting. I don’t remember my parents throwing me out on the street to cycle around dodging cars as people come home from work.. until 7pm.. then stuffing some food in me and sending me to bed
If people don’t want to be lumbered with kids - why have them in the first place?
I hate kids, cant stand them, they make my blood boil after about an hour… so I’ve never had any.. wasn’t a difficult choice.
What do these parents do while there kids are cycling about as mobile targets for my bonnet? Well one of them seems to enjoy thrashing a stupid remote control car up and down past my house, obviously failing to realise he’s actually not 8 anymore. The other one sits and has a fag and listens to a bit of hardcore out his rover sound system so loud that my windows shake in the house.
I pray for winter when its too cold for these kids to play outside, before they have to watch me beat their dad to death with a 12″ subwoofer freshly ripped from the boot of a rover!
It’s nice to know i’m not the only one with stupid-as-shit chav neighbours. I’ve got some kids, as you know, and i’d never dream of locking them out in the street like some of my neighbours do. Call me old fashioned, but if my kids do play out the front i WATCH them. You know. In case a paedophile tries to rape them or something. And if they get too noisy out in public… and i know this sounds crazy… I tell them to calm it down. I don’t like listening to other peoples screaming kids in the street, so why should other people have to listen to mine.
There should be some kind of test you take at 16 which determines whether or not you get sterilised. But then it wouldn’t be so much of a problem if there weren’t such fine financial incentives for being uselessly unemployed and having shitloads of stupid kids. The government seem blind to the fact that they’re encouraging generations of useless people to cost them and thus the taxpayer shitloads of money. I just don’t get it.
I work hard and earn an above average salary, yet i’d be financially much better off if i pretended to be disabled like my neighbours and sat in my house all day watching premium sky tv really fucking loud unil the early hours of the morning.
Yep you definatly would mate
Everywhere I live it seems to always have those families that never seem to go to work but can manage to have a brand new house, 3 kids, 2 cars and sky tv
I probably went wrong when I chose college instead of knocking up a 14 year old girl!
It’s never to late to late to get a 14 year old girl up the duff
Jamie - in reference to your above comment - I just got an email from my MUM saying “yes it is to late”