Fuzzy Orange

What the hell has happened to womens fashion in the last few years

I was just reading an article from Digg (here) and realised im not alone hating most of womens current fashions

Every day I walk around my local town for lunch and rarely see a good looking woman. Occasionally I will see someone who stands out, someone who genuinely wears clothes that flatter there natural shape, and it makes me smile.
Because they stand out in a sea of trend-following sheep

Fake Tan / Foundation
You shouldnt be orange, ever. Its just not a good look. Use a little foundation if you want to even out your natural tones. Dont put it on with a trowel!

Massive Sunglasses
This one has always confused me, its like half the female population of the world want to be Paris Hilton. Yet every woman I speak to think she’s a brain dead bimbo whore. So errrr yeah good role model there

Belts around your rib cage
I dont get it. They’re not holding anything up. Are they supposed to make you look slim with big boobs? Wearing them over a pregnancy dress makes me want to gouge my eyes out

Ugg boots / Crocs
No no no no no no no no no no no no arrrgghhh

3/4 Length trousers
I have spent a lot of my life in a pub with mates talking about women, and I have never once heard someone say “You know what turns me on about women, not their arse or tits, but there calf muscles”
Why show off the bottom quarter of your legs??

Shorts over tights
Jesus nothing winds me up more than this – usually accompanied by boots of some sort
I once asked a girl why and she said it was too cold for shorts. Well when men are too cold for shorts we wear trousers – it works out pretty well for us and doesnt combine 2 completely different weather-based items of clothing in a retarded way
If I went out this saturday wearing my board shorts over the top of my jeans Im fairly sure I’d be locked up for being a mental

Maybe im getting old?

This week I have mostly been moving house.
I’ve also been trying to keep the new server for 106owners online, and it keeps wanting to go offline
Oh yeah and i’ve been trying to catch up on 200+ membership packs and sticker orders for 106owners that are randomly scattered around a room at my old house waiting to be posted

Because of this I don’t think I’ve been in bed the right side of 3am for about the last 2 weeks, except for last weekend when I went over to my girlfriends house and slept for 2 full days!

So today at work I’ve so far had, 4 large mugs of coffee, 8 of these little “24/7 energy” caffeine strips which work bought me!!, 2 cans of sugarfree red bull and I’ve JUST started to be able to concentrate on work….. and feel ridiculously warm even though the air con is on 19c

I think I’ve actually reached that point where Im so pumped on caffeine that any form of excitement would make my heart explode in my chest… which is not good because the girlfriend is coming over and staying the weekend at our new house ….. eep

I also think I might have got to the point where if I stop drinking caffeine my heart might just stop!

So tonight, no coding, no server management, no xbox, no moving house, just 2 big bottles of white wine and a comfy bed… I’ll see you all on tuesday when I wake up